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| quote: Originally posted by Wayne Mros: What has the Quarter Mile Madness Man been up to in this new year? The Madman still sleepeth.  Uploaded with ImageShack.us
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| | | Posts: 150 | Location: Sittin at 660. | Registered: November 04, 2007 | 
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| Is that red thing on the side of the chassis a safety step for him?
Now, who it towing him to the lanes? Who is helping him start, burnout and back up? Who is putting him in the stage beams? |
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| Madman is still working on the beauty sleep. Culp is busy teaching is dog to piss on anything lime green and **** under any truck with a blue oval. Yuk is currently working on some top secret EFI Ford motor. He said that the Lime Slime will go 8's this year. Apparently he is only racing 1/8 mile.
Me personally, I am getting ready to take up drinking to prepare for this year. Between Dion, Justin and Ray it may be the only way I can tolerate race season. |
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| Sorry guys, I have been busy paying college bills, working on my dad's 57 chevy, and preparing for knee surgery on February 6. Yuk is currently healing from hernia surgery where he says he got it from carrying the blue oval bumbling fools round after round. I asked the doctor to implant a bowtie when he stitched him back up and it is amazing how much more energy he has. My dog is ready shawn....52 pound piss and $H itting machine ready to pounce on any blue oval he can find. Unfortunately that includes Russ Terrell who betrayed all bowties by buying a Ford to tow his bowtie to the track. I told him that he will miss at least 5 races due the the piece of crap breaking down. He is hoping that it can make the 5 miles he has to drive to Quaker. NOT A CHANCE, I told him..."hell they cant even make a 1/4 mile without braking". Right Andy???? Just FYI, I have been checking schedules so far and there is a 10K footbrake race scheduled for Maple Grove on April 20th. Its early and will not affect anyone wanting to run for points. Cant wait to see this years Quaker schedule.
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| | | Posts: 527 | Location: East Liverpool, Ohio | Registered: January 26, 2010 |
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| quote: Originally posted by CulpK348:
Sorry guys, I have been busy paying college bills, working on my dad's 57 chevy, and preparing for knee surgery on February 6. Yuk is currently healing from hernia surgery where he says he got it from carrying the blue oval bumbling fools round after round. I asked the doctor to implant a bowtie when he stitched him back up and it is amazing how much more energy he has.
My dog is ready shawn....52 pound piss and $H itting machine ready to pounce on any blue oval he can find. Unfortunately that includes Russ Terrell who betrayed all bowties by buying a Ford to tow his bowtie to the track. I told him that he will miss at least 5 races due the the piece of crap breaking down. He is hoping that it can make the 5 miles he has to drive to Quaker. NOT A CHANCE, I told him..."hell they cant even make a 1/4 mile without braking". Right Andy????
Just FYI, I have been checking schedules so far and there is a 10K footbrake race scheduled for Maple Grove on April 20th. Its early and will not affect anyone wanting to run for points. Cant wait to see this years Quaker schedule.
AHHH.....That's what I needed. Good to read Culp's B.S again. Gave me that warm fuzzy feeling I been missin... Hats off to Russell...you're in with The Ovals now!!  Pink, If ya need any help with the drinkin, I can help!.... |
| | | Posts: 817 | Location: Bainbridge, Ohio | Registered: September 23, 2003 |
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