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DRR Sportsman |
I heard Chevy racers will be under the pavillion and Ford racers will be in the nice warm tower. Yuk, They can be honorary Blue Ovalers on a temporary basis as they go through a probation period. | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
I see you guys are taking up the "if you can't beat them join them" theory now! | |||
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DRR Trophy |
andy, yes i agree. they will all have to surrender their vehicles first. probation will be brutal for this bunch. boot camp style. we will take a vote at the meeting. what about initiation ??? any ideas ???? | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
Yep ford racers in the warm tower because that is where they will be spending most of their time this season watching everybody else race after the first round! | |||
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DRR Sportsman |
Sence there are not many silly ford racers. It will be held in the handycap porta pottie. Andy can have the thrown and his court jesters can each take a knee ....lol Santa Andy ....LOL | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
The rumor is true. I am considering buying a Ford product. I am going to look at a Ford to drive to work in downtown Akron. Why a Ford?? Well I decided to recall a conversation my friend Billy Mays and I had one night, sitting around drinking beer and snorting cocaine off the strippers. I said to him, Billy I think I need to buy something to work that I don't have to worry about getting stolen. Something that looks better with door dents. Something that's only value might be worth scrap and buy far something that one would not relate to racing. I think I need to look at a Ford. Billy finished his last line, smacked the strippers ass and said, "Shawn, there is one thing about a Ford. No matter what, even a car thief will say: SP... how's that for a reference for my Blue Army application??? | |||
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DRR Trophy |
ah yes, mr.stinky-pinky. this war of words is childs play. the bowtie brigade has been warned. the butt beating will start taking place soon. no more excuses for your band of brothers. "YOU LACK DISCIPLINE" you will kneel to the power of the darkside and beg for mercy."POISON POWER RULES" | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
Someone got you a booster seat for this meeting Saturday incase you don't get front row seating? | |||
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DRR Sportsman |
Ya know Green and Pink, It's negative comments like those that will get your Blue Oval Fan Club Membership revoked!! I suppose Culp will be on here soon contributing his B.S. Hey Roger, Nice to see you over here in Quake Land. King Louie would probably like some more Tin Indians at the track. | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
Sorry Andy. I know that Yuk won't need a booster seat. He will just need a bigger soap box to preach from. | |||
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DRR Sportsman |
A picture is worth a million words!!!!!....... GENERAL YUK........ | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
The Godfather ring is classic!!! | |||
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DRR Sportsman |
THE MADMAN WILL NOW SPEEKTH.holy ba jesus,all i asked was who was coming to the quake meeting.i didn't mean to wake all you sleepy heads up. PLEASE CAN'T WE JUST RACE. | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
Will the madman be selling snow tires on Saturday? | |||
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DRR Trophy |
Hey guys, I just got 2 questions... actually one is for that blue oval army... 1st how are things looking down at the quake...? wanting to come ck out the test and tune 2nd.. for the ford guys??? accross the country or wherever. if Fords are so fast, why is it that almost 3/4 of fastest mustangs have the distributor in the back??? | |||
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DRR Sportsman |
Wow, someone must have rattled the cage of that ford loving chiwawa. What did you Ford guys do to Yuk that he now wants Chevy guys to join to make the blue oval army respectable? Andy, I have a more recent picture of your beloved leader What the He LL is he doing with your shoe, do you let him get his sexual frustrations out with that thing or what? I talked with Norm the other day and asked him how the pits were going to be set up. He said that he was planning to separate the pit spots by car manufacturer. In other words, all chevy guys will park nearest the staging lanes because it would minimize the gas spent going to the lanes round after round. Chrysler products will be located behind the Chevys but near the staging lanes for the same reason. Ford owners have three options, the first is near the bathroom for obvious reasons....run like sh it, the second is near the concession stand in an attempt to make more concession money off sales after first round, and third is the corn field near the junk yard that way the owners can feel close to home and can hop the fences every other round to replace broken parts. 55% of all cars in junk yards are fords. Life is Short....Live it without Regrets Sponsored by: Calcutta Auto Parts Team MOJO Foundation El Paso Mexican Restaurant | |||
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DRR Trophy |
Ain't that the truth.I need to put my boots on just to read it. | |||
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DRR S/Pro |
I guess you don't have anything better to say so let the B.S. keep flowing. Some people just like to have a little fun during the quiet times. | |||
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