Bracket Talk
You know you are in the country when-

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May 08, 2018, 11:20 PM
BP758
You know you are in the country when-
The bug zapper sounds like my mig welder Laughing Hard


Raceless in California!
May 08, 2018, 11:42 PM
J178RED
When you back your car out of the trailer and before you start it The water temperature reads 125 in May !!!!


HAVE THEY CALLED US YET ? THEY HAVE!!!
May 09, 2018, 06:10 AM
Phil Dees
The nearest Walmart is 34 miles away.
May 09, 2018, 06:17 AM
WHOMPWHOMP
But the DOLLAR GENERALS are 2 miles apart...
May 09, 2018, 08:16 AM
bcMOD3X3X
^^^^TRUE Statement^^^^ Laughing Hard
May 09, 2018, 09:58 AM
pentastarrail
When you ask her: if "you" can, and she says YA'LL can.
Shake head


Man was not built to fly ... That's why he built HEMI's

Frank Zeffiro
ALIAS -- BIG KAHUNA
May 09, 2018, 12:01 PM
ferndaleflyer
Interesting: I live 12mi from nearest traffic light, 22 mi from town. Nothing but fields and some cows out the front door, nothing but chickens and woods out the back door. Nearest neighbor is 1/4mi away and is a DOLLAR GENERAL that I can't see from here, you all!
May 09, 2018, 01:28 PM
Tom396
...When hearing gunfire coming from your neighbor's (in any direction) yard generates no concern at all. We recently had to explain that one to a newbie who lives about a quarter of a mile away from us. Take care. Tom Worthington


If it seems that bracket racing has gotten too expensive for you, maybe you are just doing it wrong.
May 09, 2018, 02:10 PM
BP758
quote:
Originally posted by Tom396:
...When hearing gunfire coming from your neighbor's (in any direction) yard generates no concern at all. We recently had to explain that one to a newbie who lives about a quarter of a mile away from us. Take care. Tom Worthington


^^^ Tom! Thought I was back in Richmond Ca. Lmao


Raceless in California!
May 09, 2018, 03:46 PM
Larry Scarth
If that's not mud on your boots and you don't care then you are in the country.


When everything is coming your way, your probably in the wrong lane.
May 09, 2018, 03:59 PM
BP758
quote:
Originally posted by Larry Scarth:
If that's not mud on your boots and you don't care then you are in the country.


Bingo!!
Fontana Larry? I’ll swing by and show you pics of property.


Raceless in California!
May 09, 2018, 05:17 PM
I.P. Dailey
Yours has all the teeth......in the county.
May 09, 2018, 05:49 PM
BP758
We talking bling??
Laughing Hard


Raceless in California!
May 09, 2018, 06:25 PM
Tom396
...When you are driving at night and the wife asks: "I didn't think it was supposed to rain." To which you reply: "It isn't raining. Those are bugs." Happened to us last night. Take care. Tom Worthington


If it seems that bracket racing has gotten too expensive for you, maybe you are just doing it wrong.
May 09, 2018, 08:04 PM
markadams
We left a window shade (blind) open the other night and them bugs were hitting that window all evening.

Wife and I were laughing that there would be a big pile of dead bugs the next morning.
May 09, 2018, 08:23 PM
Phil Dees
Half of the traffic on the road is hogs, logs or chickens.
May 09, 2018, 09:25 PM
TORQIN
When there are more dead animals on the road than cars.

When there is only 1 or 2 radio stations that work on FM radio.

When you leave your house and cars unlocked all night.

When you see a sign in front of someone's house that says: I own a gun and a backhoe.

Y'all quit laughing now ya hear...
May 09, 2018, 09:27 PM
Hotrod Corvette
When I have to drive more than two miles for fast food... Big Grin


Burt

I'm So Proud To Be An American And Not A Democrat...

May 09, 2018, 09:52 PM
BP758
quote:
Originally posted by TORQIN:
When there are more dead animals on the road than cars.

When there is only 1 or 2 radio stations that work on FM radio.

When you leave your house and cars unlocked all night.

When you see a sign in front of someone's house that says: I own a gun and a backhoe.

Y'all quit laughing now ya hear...



Not worthy


Raceless in California!
May 10, 2018, 12:51 AM
racerdude2054
I enjoy seeing some of the northern racers come down to a track below the gnat line in Georgia. Seen a few guys trying to work on their car as they swallowed bugs and said some curse words