Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.
"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."
The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.
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February 05, 2021, 06:24 AM
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Heck before long MLK will be racist according to left wing morons. Now they have never covered his sexual assault of women,but they will have no problem labeling him or anyone who ever made a statement that goes against their agenda.
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