Quaker City Motorsports Park

September 26, 2012, 08:04 PM

mr. yuk

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Originally posted by FairmontRacer351:
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Originally posted by CulpK348:

Where's Wayne-O....I want you to be my crew chief for the race....

Oh Oh!!,I smell a Rat!..ElWayneo will probably throw a mop in front of me or pour "apple pie" in my delay box....

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Originally posted by CulpK348:

BTW...Haven't seen any support by your GENERAL

Don't you worry about Gen. Yuk. When it's go time, He'll be there in full capacity...

"BREAKING NEWS" have no fear,the yukster is here. i sense a challenge for the lime-slime which i am willing to spit the rods out of the pan for. the little yoda will eat crow after this is all done. a butt beating is mere childs play for what awaits him. i call my entire blue oval army for this race. this irrational prejudice against the mean-green-machine will not be tolerated. "POISON POWER RULES"

September 26, 2012, 09:34 PM

prest911

$100. entry should be good for a put up or stfu race!!

September 27, 2012, 07:16 AM

CulpK348

Special thanks to Bill Prest Jr. for sponsoring this race...thanks for donating Bill. Hey Andy, See where Bill is willing to put up a $100 bill to sponsor the prize money for this race....I told you he was a good guy. I am willing to run for Bill's money...are you Andy?

Wayne, I knew you would be there. Bringing any of that Apple Pie to the Great Pumpkin Race? I would love to see your impression of Evil Knievel again....that was some funny stuff there, well for the rest of us.

Is it just me or did the General's post seem like he was talking all about himself again....yoda, lime slime, getting a butt beating...sounds like self description to me.

Kenny, can you pair Andy and I up as the last car in Mod and the first car in Top during the second timed run. The tower would only have to put in our dials for that run for this to happen without affecting the needed pace for the great pumpkin race.

No backing out now Andy....Prest has put up the money, Kenny has verbally committed to this race and the Yukster has weighed in.....lets go.

September 27, 2012, 08:15 AM

Wayne Mros

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Wayne, I knew you would be there. Bringing any of that Apple Pie to the Great Pumpkin Race? I would love to see your impression of Evil Knievel again....that was some funny stuff there, well for the rest of us.

What the h ell might as well make an interesting evening.....

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September 27, 2012, 05:27 PM

ex-FairmontRacer351

Culp, That Prest sure is a heck of a good guy...but I think he had a different plan. That's O.K. Bill, I was gonna borrow the "Benjamin" from you and pay ya back when "I WIN"

Nice pic Wayne..Lookin Good!!...that was some night..you were really on a "Roll"

September 28, 2012, 06:16 AM

Pro 301g

Oh i get it!! lol

September 28, 2012, 10:18 AM

Captain Insano

This is what I like to see. None of that sissy ass girl fighting. No scratching eyes, no pulling hair and no kicking in the nuts. Choke the hell out of each other, hit someone with a steel chair, bounce their head of the steps and then make them tap out.

Now what about this Yuk guy. We got another midget to step up. I love me some midget wrestling.

September 30, 2012, 09:51 AM

27Keith

Mentioning Yuk, I must share my encounter with the General. We were paired first rd. in the Track Champ run-off. Before the race the General was marching around getting the troops in order for the battle ahead. Up the hill we go to the water box, Yuk yapping to himself all the way. Burnouts complete and me prestaged Yuk unleashes a couple of the most fierce clean-out revs anyone has ever heard. ( I was just glad nothing was deposited on the track!). I light the stage bulb and the General goes into attack mode, bobble,bobble,bobble, he stages and just destroys the tree. Yuk is headed down track and a 1/2 hr later I get to go. I look up and the slime lime looks like a booger on the wall, I can still tell its green but cant make out exactly what it is. Approaching the mph line it comes into clear view, but it seems to be all out of poison power. At the stripe I am still looking at tail lights but able to stick the nose in front at the same time. My win light comes on and the General and Slime Lime has been defeated. In the end Yuk was about a foot short but we all knew that from the beginning. In all seriousness Yuk put together a helluva run .008 tree and .015 off dial. Congrats on winning the street class this season. You deserved it.

September 30, 2012, 12:01 PM

green1

LOL!!! Good one Keith.

September 30, 2012, 07:34 PM

mr. yuk

quote:
Originally posted by 27Keith:
Mentioning Yuk, I must share my encounter with the General. We were paired first rd. in the Track Champ run-off. Before the race the General was marching around getting the troops in order for the battle ahead. Up the hill we go to the water box, Yuk yapping to himself all the way. Burnouts complete and me prestaged Yuk unleashes a couple of the most fierce clean-out revs anyone has ever heard. ( I was just glad nothing was deposited on the track!). I light the stage bulb and the General goes into attack mode, bobble,bobble,bobble, he stages and just destroys the tree. Yuk is headed down track and a 1/2 hr later I get to go. I look up and the slime lime looks like a booger on the wall, I can still tell its green but cant make out exactly what it is. Approaching the mph line it comes into clear view, but it seems to be all out of poison power. At the stripe I am still looking at tail lights but able to stick the nose in front at the same time. My win light comes on and the General and Slime Lime has been defeated. In the end Yuk was about a foot short but we all knew that from the beginning. In all seriousness Yuk put together a helluva run .008 tree and .015 off dial. Congrats on winning the street class this season. You deserved it.

keith,
very awesome description of the race. have no fear of those pro-stock clean outs. i must tell everyone that i never saw you but i did hear you coming. i gave it my best & i am very proud of giving you a race for your money. i would hope i did my footbrake brothers justice. however, congrats to you. you have been on some kind of roll this year. you are "THE MAN". it was a blast to race you & let this be a lesson to all the sissys that don't want to race you long & skinnys. just shut up, line up & run your race. i appreciate all the top guys who came up & gave me props. also want to give congrats to all the other class champions & all the junior champs. a very special thank you to glenda hake for all she has done this year for the track. see everyone at the pumpkin race.

October 01, 2012, 07:56 AM

CulpK348

LOL...Keith, that was awsome. Congrats on your title Keith......the lime slime has been a serious contender this year as well and I have to say, that would have been a great race to watch, sorry I could not be there this week.

See you all at the Pumpkin Race.....I expect the same results from Andy and my race....Chevy beating the snot out of a Ford....you did the bowtie brigade proud Keith.

October 01, 2012, 08:46 AM

Shawn Pinkerton

Keith: "By the time I saw the break lights I was alreayd past him."

Yuk: "This thing is more aerodynamic in reverse!!!"

October 01, 2012, 06:26 PM

27Keith

Truthfully, I could see brake lights and already be by him at the same time!!

At half track there was alot of air between us then all of a sudden ...WHOOOOOOOOOOP... the air was gone! LOL

Done some calculations yesterday anmd at 106 mph Yuk was covering 155 feet per second. At 171 mph I was covering 250 feet per second. 5 ft from the stripe he was still 3 ft in front of me. Stripe was .011 (20 inches)in my favor

October 01, 2012, 08:18 PM

prest911

after that race yuk came up to me and said he wanted to drive 1 of these damn piperacks..unfortunatly he didnt meet the hieght requirments!!same reason he cant ride the roller coasters at the amusement parks!!

October 02, 2012, 12:15 AM

Mike Carr

Saturday october 13 during the Pumpkin Race, there will be Quick 16 and a Wheelstand Contest.

October 02, 2012, 12:20 AM

ex-FairmontRacer351

quote:
Originally posted by CulpK348:
sorry I could not be there this week.

See you all at the Pumpkin Race.....I expect the same results from Andy and my race....Chevy beating the snot out of a Ford....you did the bowtie brigade proud Keith.

Culp, a no show again

I had a lot of .00X bulbs, so ya better get on your practice tree. Kenny said our race is gonna happen, so get it together "Flamin Monte"!!

You clowns better be careful messin with Yuk...ya don't want to see his "ugly" side...you might not like him when he is angry...

October 02, 2012, 07:46 AM

CulpK348

quote:
Originally posted by FairmontRacer351:
quote:
Originally posted by CulpK348:
sorry I could not be there this week.

See you all at the Pumpkin Race.....I expect the same results from Andy and my race....Chevy beating the snot out of a Ford....you did the bowtie brigade proud Keith.

Culp, a no show again I had a lot of .00X bulbs, so ya better get on your practice tree. Kenny said our race is gonna happen, so get it together "Flamin Monte"!!

You clowns better be careful messin with Yuk...ya don't want to see his "ugly" side...you might not like him when he is angry...

Isn't Yuk always "UGLY"??????? I have known John many years, and UGLY fits.

Unless you Fabulous Ford Fellas feel differently

Andy, I am ready for ya. I will be at the Quake this Sunday provided the weather holds out. I have been trying some new speed secrets

and therefore didnt want you Fabulous Ford Fellas to be messing around my car like the time you all broke in and put that awful blue oval flag on it.

I am picking up my sticker for your car this week. When you lose, I will be very happy to help you display this fine piece of artwork on your ride.